Your Latest Internet Argument Is Here: How Would A Dog Wear Pants?

Humor — December 29, 2015 at 12:53 pm by

We all fondly remember the internet arguing over the color of that ugly-ass dress, and now, we’ve been blessed with another important topic to debate.

While I can understand why people are divided on this matter, it only takes a basic understanding of pants to select the right option. I’ll admit that the second option is the more aesthetically pleasing choice, but the whole point of wearing pants is to cover up ALL of your legs. Here it is straight from the good folks at Merriam-Webster:

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Since the definition of pants requires all legs to be covered and we’re led to believe that this is a four-legged canine, it’s obvious that the first option is the correct choice. Choosing the second option is like saying that it’s ok for a human to wear pants with one leg sticking out.

BOOM! Suck it, internet. I just logic’d the shit out of that hot-button issue.

via Uproxx
cover pic: Jared Keller

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