Well how about this thing? This is the ride Yoenis Cespedes chose to roll up in to the Mets’ Spring Training, just a couple weeks after signing a hefty annual value contract this offseason.
Forget Harvey’s Maserati. Cespedes rolled up in this beauty this morning. pic.twitter.com/tPKPM5uHQb
— John Harper (@NYDNHarper) February 23, 2016
— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) February 23, 2016
I’m not a car guy, and I’m never gonna be a car guy. This car to me looks stupid. But then again as I just said, I’m not a car guy. You car guys out there probably need a towel to wipe up all the drool and jizz you just excreted from the thought of driving this ridiculous thing. But whether this custom made Polaris Slingshot is stupid or not, it’s definitely flashy, and I guess that’s the point. Yoesnis is letting his team know that he’s got more style and is richer than just about all of them.