World’s Creepiest Dad Lets The Facebook World Know He Thinks His Daughter’s Sexy

Humor — September 15, 2014 at 10:46 pm by

I’ll admit it, I’ve never had a daughter, so some of you may consider me unqualified to speak on the issue of father/daughter sexual relationships. Personally I’m not into it. Maybe that’s just me. But if I ever have a daughter, when she reaches her teenage years, I can pretty much guarantee I won’t be sexually attracted to her, and I’m willing to really go out on a limb and say that I won’t advertise said attraction on the most popular social media website in America, for all of the world to see.

Not this proud papa though. He’s not afraid to admit his daughter’s a total banger, and if he was thirty years younger, he’d give her the business.

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Basically what he means to say is that he’d put it in his own daughter. But only if he was younger. At least give us an “lol” or a “haha” at the end of that so we can at least pretend you’re joking. (Not “hehe” though, that would be the only thing possible to make this post even creepier). The biggest perp here is whatever molester hit “Like” on his comment.

via Barstool

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