Woman Wanted For Poking Strangers On The Street Is The Most Ridiculous Crime Ever

News — December 8, 2014 at 11:59 am by

According to WWL:

NEW ORLEANS — Police have identified a woman wanted for poking strangers with a sharp object Sunday night in the French Quarter.

The NOPD identified 47-year-old Jeannene Meyer as the person wanted in connection with an aggravated battery Sunday night on Decatur Street.

Shortly before 9 p.m., Meyer, according to police, walked down the sidewalk in the 900 block of Decatur Street, poking random pedestrians with an unknown sharp object. She appeared to be mumbling to herself as she walked down the street. Two men, 28 and 62 years old, sustained minor injuries in the incident, which was captured on surveillance video.

Detectives obtained an arrest warrant for Meyer for two counts of aggravated battery, and according to police, Meyer may also be using the names Jeanne or Jeanie.

Jeannene Meyer, on the run from the law for a series of unwanted pokes. This crazy was mumbling to herself and poking strangers, just for her own amusement.¬†What a bad ass. I’m totally down to go out in the streets and poke people. I probably wouldn’t be talking to myself while I do it, but to each his own.

If you see this slick lookin’ beauty roaming free, kindly call the New Orleans police.

jm

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