Woman Tries To Sneak Past JFK Airport TSA With Guns, Ammo, And 33 Pounds Of Weed

News — September 23, 2014 at 2:13 am by

Nyesha McPherson was attempting to fly out of JFK airport to go to Barbados, with a pair of guns, a lot of ammo, and a whole bunch of weed. But what she didn’t realize, is that this isn’t Barbados, this is America, and there are rules here. She had a bunch of these totally airplane-friendly items in emptied out boxes of cat litter, baby wipes, and drink mixes. As if taking copious amounts of cat litter on your carry-on is standard procedure.

Reports said she attempted to sneak on “two disassembled .40 caliber handguns, 350 rounds of ammunition, four magazines for the guns and 58 bricks of marijuana totaling 33 pounds, all artfully concealed in the boxes, tubs and cans of everyday household products.”

I admire her determination for illegal smuggling, as well as her total unawareness of how strict security can be. A little crystal meth and a dead body and you really would have had a good time. I hope the Country Time Pink Lemonade was legit though. That stuff’s the tits fo’ real.

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