Woman Seeks Justice On Husband For Pissing On The Floor By Meat-Cleaving His Face

News — June 27, 2014 at 5:09 pm by

by Zach

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Paying a shocking resemblance to Gollum himself, Shery Downs has been arrested for slashing her husband’s face with a meat cleaver for pissing on the bathroom floor. This 52-year-old fair beauty is married to a 68-year-old male cougar, (or “manther” as termed in Urban Dictionary), and was fed up with him urinating anywhere but the toilet.

As a chronic floor pisser, I sympathize with her husband, who actually did not die during the episode, although his face did need surgery to fix. But I still don’t know what this hot vixen was doing with a man of his age, seeing as she could get any man she wanted.

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via: brobible

One Comment

  1. Kinda looks like my friends mom….I never realized she looked like Gollum…..LOL

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