Woman Flashed Breasts & Performed Sex Act On Minor At Bar Mitzvah

Humor, News — March 26, 2015 at 3:34 am by

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32-year-old Lindsey Radomski of Scottsdale, Arizona had one helluva weekend. This past Saturday, the yoga instructor went to a bar mitzvah with 80 to 100 guests, and hit the booze early and often. Radomski showed a group of five adults her new breast implants, but they acted like a bunch of uptight nerds and told her to put her fun bags away. Lindsey wasn’t trying to hear that, so she flashed a group of juveniles by the pool. After her drunken peep show, the adults at the party told Radomski to crash in one of the spare bedrooms. That turned out to be a terrible fantastic idea. From KPHO Phoenix and Scottsdale police Sgt. Ben Hoster:

Sunday morning, after most of the party guests had gone home or were asleep, Radomski allegedly invited seven boys ages 11 to 15 years old into the bedroom and allowed them to touch her breasts. All but a 15-year-old boy left the room, and the boy said Radomski performed a sex act on him. The encounter was told to the victim’s parents the next day and they reported it to police. Radomski was interviewed Tuesday, arrested and booked into jail on two counts of sexual conduct with a minor, seven counts of sexual abuse, 12 counts of felony indecent exposure and two counts of misdemeanor exposure, Hoster said.

There’s a lot to take in from this story, so I’ll start from the top with my thoughts on this whole ordeal. First off, I LOVE the confidence from Radomski in her augmented breasts. That’s what plastic surgery is all about, right? Feeling better about yourself? Poor girl just wanted to show off her new cans and everybody got all bent out of shape. I say, “If you’ve got it, flaunt it, Linds!” Secondly, aren’t bar mitzvahs for turning boys into men? All the Torah reading in the world can’t prepare you for manhood the way fake titties and blowjobs can. The parents and police are calling what Radomski did illegal and inappropriate, while I’m calling it an eye-opening, learning experience. To-may-to, to-mah-to. And finally, why do these kids always tell their parents afterwards? It’s so damn infuriating. Did she suck the brains out of your wiener, too, kid? There goes your chance for an encore performance of her on your skin flute. Jeremy Grey would be furious at that blunder.

via The Huffington Post & KPHO Phoenix
cover pic: New York Daily News

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