When Accused Of Stealing A Vibrator, This Thief Found The Opportunity To Hate On Obama

News — August 10, 2015 at 9:58 pm by

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Last month, an Illinois man was arrested when he was caught with a stolen vibrator hidden in his boxers. Christopher Hucko,44, was approached by police when leaving the Lover’s Lane sex shop “with a large bulge in his pants,” but simply claimed it was his penis.

Most of what Hucko said on site was blacked out in the police report, but according to the arresting officer, Hucko did confide “that he had a tattoo of a cherry on his penis and asked me if I wanted to see it.”

The officer “searched the front of (Hucko’s) pants and under his boxers was a pink ‘G-Spot Delight’ vibrator, which I then removed,” the report said. “I asked Christopher how that got there, to which he replied that he had no idea.”

Hucko was detained, and then he started pointing fingers:

“While in the cell, Christopher stripped completely naked and would not put his clothes back on,” police said. He reportedly agreed to speak to officers without a lawyer present but merely “proceeded to make comments about his political views and derogatory comments about President Obama.”

What is the best way to sign your John Hancock on a police report? “Obama is a Criminal.” Don’t think for one second that Hucko only steals vibrators, his priors include a high speed, electric shopping cart chase…

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  • Christopher Thomas Hucko

    PLEASE VOTE HUCKO NOVEMBER 8th 2016. WERE 18,000,000,000 in debt lets pull up are supply side bootstraps PRESIDENT JOSEPH BIDEN resign B.HUSSEIN OBAMA BEFORE YOUR BUDDIES ASSYIRAN TONY RESKO AND IMPRISONED FORMER GOVERNOR RODERICK BLAGOJEVICH TURN STSTES EVIDENCE AND THE HONARABLE JOHN BORNER IMPEACH YOU AND YOUR RIGIEM hucko4president@gmail.com