Watch This Crazy Carjacking In Miami

News — September 29, 2014 at 5:10 pm by

I think Alberto Ruiz might have bitten off a little more than he could chew by stealing that car. Maybe stick to stealing bikes, skateboards, and Razor scooters in the future, because it’s clear that you can’t properly operate a vehicle. That was the worst display of driving that I’ve seen since that drunk lady from The 40-Year-Old Virgin. She had a stomach full of bad shellfish sandwiches and daiquiris. What’s your excuse, slugger? The 20-year-old car thief was caught by police, and he’s facing seven counts of battery, carjacking, and attempted murder. Seven people were injured by Ruiz’s reckless bullshit. He better hope that they have a good Driver’s Ed program in prison because he’s gonna be there awhile.

via Uproxx

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