Warriors Owner & His Fiancée Got Weird With The Larry O’Brien Trophy

Humor, Sports and Bets — November 4, 2015 at 5:41 pm by

After winning the NBA championship last season, Warriors owner Joe Lacob decided to spend some quality time with the Larry O’Brien trophy. From Haute Living:

“I had made a promise to myself [that] I would sleep with the trophy that night,” reveals Lacob, which rhymes with Jacob. “Nicole [Curran, his longtime fiancée] and I did sleep with it.”

On one hand, we want to ask more questions; on the other, we don’t really want to know any more than he’s already shared. (Not that this animated hoops nut is going to tell us anyway.)

“I’ll leave it to the imagination,” he says, grinning. “We had a lot of fun with it.”

Oh Joe, you old dog, you! He must’ve had himself a helluva good time because he was practically salivating for round two at the parade.

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I’m actually shocked Lacob was able to perform with that monstrosity in the bedroom. The Larry O’Brien trophy has gotta be the ugliest trophy in all of sports. If you want to talk about trophies with true sex appeal, the convo starts and ends with the Stanley Cup. What a beaut. I’d fill that sucker to the brim with chocolate-covered strawberries and let the high-sticking begin.

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via Deadspin
cover pic: USA Today

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