Two People Having Sex During Tennis Match Can Be Heard Loud And Clear

Humor, Sports and Bets — April 19, 2017 at 12:53 pm by

 

Huffington Post– During a tennis match between Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger at the Sarasota Open in Florida on Tuesday night, the sounds of two people having a fantastic night were heard loud and clear…

He goes on to speculate that the moaning they’re all hearing is “somebody’s phone going off in the stands.”

The excited screams start up again around the 1:50 mark, leaving the announcer to say, “I still hear it. It’s still going. What is going on?”

Tiafoe, mid-game, appeals to the crowd in the best possible way and shouts out, “It can’t be that good,” in response to the moaning. The announcer later deduces that, “Nope that’s not a phone. That’s an apartment across the lake.”

 

What an outstanding sound bit. The sex was so loud that even the player had to say “It can’t be that good!”… But that’s where he’s wrong. They don’t call tennis nature’s aphrodisiac for nothing. Ever heard the Williams sisters play? Gals sound like they’re climaxing every time they touch the ball. So when you’re in an apartment across the lake and a tennis match breaks out somewhere within a mile of you, it’s time to light some candles and throw some rose pedals on the bed, cause you know you’re in for a night to remember.

 

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