Towson’s “White Student Union”

Featured, News — March 27, 2013 at 4:09 pm by

Cap Towson’s White Student Union is no stranger to the limelight, hogging many a headline over the past several months. A controversial student group to say the least, the White Student Union at Towson University has garnered a great amount of negative attention, especially after announcing that they will be conducting random nighttime campus patrols on campus for “students’ protection.” Why do they feel the need to commandeer the responsibilities of the Towson University Police? Well, apparently, action must be taken in response to the most recent “black crime wave” on campus. According to The Towerlight, Towson’s independent campus newspaper, members of the White Student Union will be monitoring campus with flashlights and pepper spray to protect their peers from various crimes that include sexual assaults and robberies. They will provide on-campus safety walks and guide students to their respective homes.

From the White Student Union, “The frequent robberies, sexual assaults, and acts of vandalism at Towson University are not often reported in the local media. For those who are not Towson students it seems hard to fathom that every single day black predators prey upon the majority white Towson University student body. White Southern men have long been called to defend their communities when law enforcement and the State seem unwilling to protect our people.”

Matthew Heimbach,Group Leader

Matthew Heimbach,Group Leader

Ok seriously, what is going on at Towson? As a respected alumni, I don’t like all this negative attention the university is facing lately. First, two big sports are to be shut down, and now a hate group is running a security squad against a black crime wave? This is such a joke, along with the hate group. Looking at some of the members, I’m pretty sure they are going to need more then a whistle to stop any real crime.

Minus the hate, I am picturing something like this…


I can picture some backwards stuff like this happening in Alabama or Mississippi, but Towson?   This “cracker patrol”  sounds like a really bad idea from a bunch of racist who can’t get laid.  Towson needs to squash this quick. What’s next, cross-burnings at the Student Union?  These jackasses probably couldn’t even get the cross lit.  These guys remind me of that scene in “Fletch Lives” with Chevy Chase….


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