Towson University Student Emails Professor Saying She’s Skipping Class To Honor Beyonce’s Birthday

Humor — September 4, 2014 at 7:35 pm by

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As a graduate of Towson University, I can inform you that this is about the most Towson University thing I can think of: students that find education far less important than celebrating the birthday of a pop diva. And I’ve got to honest, I can’t really blame her. No, I’m not a Beyonce fan, but I am a fan of raging your face off, and I can all but guarantee that’s what this girl did. Her professor better have honored this as an excused absence, if for no other reason than that this email took one large set of balls.

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via Uproxx

One Comment

  1. Is this kid mildly retarded?

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