What an animal. This is one of the strangest eating moves I’ve ever seen, and although I respect the hustle, I don’t think I can be on board with this one. It’s not that I don’t think it’s a good idea to eat the entire thing like it’s an apple, cause I can get down with that, it’s just the thought of me eating it and then it tearing my b-hole in half coming out the other end is just too much. It just wouldn’t be worth it, bottom line.
Do they sell whole watermelons at cricket matches, or did he sneak that thing into the stadium under his shirt?