Top Ten Movie Ass-Shots (NSFW, Unless Your Work Enjoys Nice Rear Ends.)

Entertainment, Humor — July 2, 2014 at 7:27 pm by

by Babes aka, The Assman

Baby got back!  Well, not so much for me, I believe I may be in the minority because I’m not into the big round Kim Kardashian-type asses.  Ba-donk-a-donks, I believe they are called.  Not me though, I prefer the nice, tight, small asses, Ba-dink-a-dinks, as some would say.  Especially when they are parked directly on the backside of a girl with big boobs.  But beside the point, here are my ten favorite Hollywood movie ass shots.  Some of these women are the complete package, while others only sport fabulous poopers.  Regardless every one of these cabooses would look just right in my POV.

10.  Nicole Kidman- Eyes Wide Shut:  That silky white skin, those librarian glasses, and that perfect little tush swaying back and forth.  A la mierda!


9.  Anna Faris-  The House Bunny:  Lets start with the great addition up top, those new whappos really shot her up the hottie totem pole.  But that still from The House Bunny of her standing, her can perfectly exposed, it’s absolutely breathtaking.  The muscle tone in her buns are exquisite.

8.  Daryl Hannah- Splash:  There was something about that pressed ham that I fell in love with when I was six years old, watching Splash.  Maybe it was the great ass combined with the crimped hair.  Whatever it was, Daryl had it going on.


7.  Madonna- Body Of Evidence:  Maybe it’s just because I was smack dab in the middle of puberty when BOE came out, but this movie changed my life.  I remember thinking, wait…is Dafoe getting her up the crap-cutter?


6.  Pamela Anderson- Snapdragon:  Another life changer and I just want to thank you, Pam.  You don’t know this, but we dated all through middle school.


5.  Brittany Daniel- Rampage:  Yes, I’m that sick.  I’ll watch a terrible excuse for a movie just to see those perfect flap jacks bounce, as Miss Brit walks to the bathroom.


4.  Jessica Biel- London:  I’m not naïve enough to think that maybe that’s actually her perfect whoppie cake,  but I simply just don’t care.  That’s definitely the most attractive ass-crack I’ve ever seen.

(Pic from Powder Blue)


3.  Nicole Eggert- Blown Away:  The way the tiny beads of sweat just glisten on her supple heinie.  BTW, I heard she got, like, orca fat recently.  Trim spa, here she comes.


2.  Jennifer Aniston- The Break Up:  At her age, Aniston’s ass defies the laws of nature.  Always perfectly tanned and toned.  Bare it is a thing of beauty.


1.  Jaime Pressley-  Poison Ivy 3:  Jaime always will be my number one.  That ass is other worldly, in fact perfection is the only adjective sufficient.  It’s like a beautifully crafted sculpture that should be displayed in the Guggenheim.


I’m sure I missed some great asses somewhere along the line, so please chime in.  I mean, google images is a great way to waste away an afternoon.

 

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