Toddler Found With Mike’s Hard Lemonade

Featured, News — April 9, 2013 at 2:16 pm by

HuffPolice in Hastings, Minn. say that a 2-year-old boy was found wandering around alone Sunday, clutching two bottles of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.They got a call about the barefoot boy at around 3 p.m., according to KMSP. The man who contacted law enforcement said he found the toddler standing in the middle of a road near an intersection.One bottle of Mike’s Hard was open, and one was closed. Mike’s Hard Lemonade has 8-percent alcohol by volume, though there was no indication the child had actually consumed any.


Every guy has shared a cold one with their pops as a way to bond. This pops should be ashamed though, not only because his toddler was walking the streets with booze, but because this booze was  Mike’s Hard Lemonade. If you’re going to risk jail time being a moron, at least do it over a Bud. When the cops get to the father of the boozing toddler, the crappy Dad says, “Well it happens.”  No, it really doesn’t happen…

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