Thrifty Spender Offers Three Dollars And Fried Chicken For Sex To Undercover Cop

Humor, News — November 10, 2014 at 1:57 am by

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Three singles and some Popeye’s chicken for sex? Sounds like a fair trade to me. Steven Torres offered this enticing deal to a Florida undercover cop, before being arrested out of his Kia sedan on Thursday.

This dude’s living the high life. Fried chicken, straight cash homie, and a Kia sedan? BALLER. We’re not talking some shitty McDonald’s quarter pounder, we’re talking mother fucking Popeye’s chicken. I’m not sure exactly how the cop resisted this offer actually. What lady could turn down an offer to sit on that face for some free chicken and enough cash to get you a┬áside of fries?

 

via The Smoking Gun

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