Three Meth Heads Think They’ve Been Taken Hostage; They’re Actually Just Hallucinating

Humor, News — August 31, 2014 at 2:49 pm by

Let’s begin by stating the obvious. No party is worth having without a little crystal meth.


Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, I’d like to introduce you to three tweakers:  Damian Hines, Madison Douglas, Matthew McDonald.


These three got so tweaked out on crystal meth that they believed they had been taken hostage, and when Florida police showed up on the scene in response to the hostage call, they found no one but them at the residence. But they did find $10,000 worth of damage done to the house. There were bullet holes through windows and walls, and they had tossed all sorts of things out of the windows, including a toilet. What the fuck. Count me in for their next party.

Madison Douglas, claimed she had been stabbed by one of her capturers, but police said she only had a small scratch to the abdomen, that was self-inflicted.

This threesome faces charges of possession of meth, attempt to manufacture meth, felony criminal mischief, and possession of drug paraphernalia. I think the only thing they’re guilty of is knowing how to have a good time.

Via Huffington Post

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