This Presumably Drunk Dude Gets Van Dammed As He Is Picking A Fight

Fights — February 3, 2016 at 4:11 pm by

This is impressive. Who would have thought that outside of Bloodsport, somebody would execute a two foot mollywop? I was expecting a one on one duel here, but boy was I wrong. This seemed like this took place in a town that I wouldn’t last a second in, so it’s safe to say I know nothing about the ‘flying kicks out of nowhere’ lifestyle. Backup posted at every corner, just waiting to pull a Ryu on any troublemaker.

PS It was clear as day that this guy had wobbly feet, he was going down one way or another. Also, just a matter of time before someone edits in Randy Orton.image

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