Listen, I didn’t want to like this, but there might not be a better way to own a tortoise. The Jurassic Park theme can be recognized by anybody, I personally can’t hear it without thinking about Newman running for his life. That’s neither here or there, this is about Louie the tortoise. What is this fella thinking about as his owner is circling him with a camera?
Am I sick enough to get a tortoise, solely for the Jurassic Park cage? Absolutely.