This Is By Far The Most Outrageous Bathroom Move Of All Time

Humor, Sports and Bets — October 22, 2016 at 8:17 pm by

 

 

Absolutely disgusting. Placing your tray of nachos under the urinal while you pee in it is an all time savage move. And it’s not just the fact that you’re peeing over your nachos. A little dribble from your own dick on your food isn’t gonna kill anyone. I can live with that. What I can’t live with here is two things. First and foremost, every guy that’s ever peed at a urinal has gotten a shit load of backsplash. Urinals are designed for us to fail in that aspect. You give off a solid stream, and bam, you’re hit right back with it, after it’s touched the spots that everyone else’s piss has hit. So you get not only your piss bouncing all over the place, but everyone else’s too. It’s a straight cesspool in the backsplash world. And all that came off the toilet and fell straight on your nachos. Second, I can’t live with the fact that you put your nachos in the inevitable pool of urine that’s always on the bathroom floor from guy’s missing the toilet. And you’re gonna pick that food up, and put that tray in your lap. Boom, random dudes’ pee everywhere on your pants.

 

 

PS, My OCD is not one of my strong suits.