— John Cassio (@THEJohnCassio) March 20, 2016
Gotta adjust the dick. You can’t go tucking in your shirt all wild and out of control, especially when you’re wearing a suit to a sporting event. You’ve got to look calm, collected, and classy, and most importantly you can’t have your dick in the wrong spot. Need to make sure the penis is sitting right. That’s a must.
via Busted Coverage