This Guy Took His Arrest Very Well

Humor, News — September 29, 2014 at 1:37 pm by

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45-year-old Michael Whitington was arrested for robbing a Denver bank, but he’s not gonna let that keep him down. Mike knows that the bank robbing business is a fickle racket. Sometimes you’re rolling in money and exotic trim. Sometimes you’re life consists of three hots and a cot. All in the game, yo, all in the game. Mike can’t control the fact that he got busted, but he can control his outlook on things. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, so Mike’s coming into the joint beaming with┬ápositivity. He’s gonna network the fuck outta that place, and become a better criminal for his efforts. Hell, going to prison was the best thing that ever happened to George Jung, and I’m predicting similar success for this chipper fella. Keep smiling, keep shining, babes.

via Huffington Post

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