This Guy Got Naked & Went Apeshit At An Oregon Hemp Festival

Humor, News — August 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm by


This past Saturday night, 27-year-old Timothy Seaux attended the Jefferson State Hemp Expo. Instead of enjoying the tunes and a few tokes, Seaux opted to take things up a notch. He got bare-ass naked, smashed cars, started fights, and kicked police officers. Seaux was so fired up that he had to be sedated before being taken to a hospital to get checked out. After he was released from the hospital, he was arrested and charged with menacing, criminal mischief, assaulting a public safety officer, and resisting arrest.

Some people spend their weekends relaxing with a few cocktails, but Seaux prefers to raise hell at hippie conventions. Different strokes for different folks. I can’t condone his violent behavior, but I can condone that fabulous hair/beard combo. He pairs his flowing, majestic locks with a rough, no-nonsense beard, and it blends together perfectly. What a look. Plus, he’s 6’3″ and weighs 250 pounds. Somebody needs to get him outta Bumfuck, Oregon, and into a Hollywood studio ASAP. If you wouldn’t fork over 12 bucks to watch this guy blow up terrorists for two hours, you’re an imbecile. Naked nutjob one day, movie star the next. That’s show business, baby!

via Gawker & Fox 12 OregonĀ 

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