This Eagles Fan Went On A Comical Rampage For The Ages About The Eagles Trading McCoy

Sports and Bets — March 4, 2015 at 12:18 pm by

Is that a fucking Bobby Hoying jersey in the background?? This guy has a jersey hanging on his wall of a guy who threw 11 career touchdowns. Bobby Hoying doesn’t even own a Bobby Hoying jersey.

In addition to his atrocious wall decoration, this guy clearly has no idea what he’s talking about. I’m not quite sure why he’s so upset about who the Eagles traded him to. He suggested the Jets or the Titans instead of the “mother fucking Bills,” and I don’t know why… Also, he clearly has no idea what a salary cap is, or what teams have to do to try to stay under in it. McCoy is being paid significantly more than any running back in the league should be, and counts $11.95 million against the cap this year. There are plenty of free agent RBs out there to take his place. Reggie Bush, Justin Forsett, Ray Rice, the list goes on. Also, did I catch him say he froze his ass off in Lambeau this year because it was below 90? That’s a bit balmy for my tastes.

And someone please tell him that Chip Kelly is white.

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