This Dude In DC Breaks Into A Five Guys, Cooks Some Burgers, Then Rolls Out

News — April 11, 2016 at 1:01 pm by

I guess this is what a robbery has come to in 2016. Police are on the look out for the suspect who entered into a Five Guys Burgers and Fries on the 1400 block of Irving st., and proceeded to cook some burgers. The power of a Five Guys burger, nothing was getting in the way of his craving.

According to PIX 11, the suspect followed a delivery man into a Five Guys restaurant in Washington D.C. in the early morning hours of March 18. The man waited for the delivery driver to leave before rummaging around the building.

After the man looked through the restaurant, he fired up the griddle and made two cheeseburgers while talking on the phone and sipping a fountain drink. He reportedly snatched a bottle of water to complete his stolen to-go order.

This guy had to be high, there is no other explanation. Casually cooking burgers like it is your own kitchen, all while taking phone calls.

Crime Solvers are offering up $1,000 reward for info leading to the arrest of the Hamburglar.


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