This Dude Had A Rough St. Patrick’s Day Weekend

Humor — March 16, 2015 at 3:09 pm by

We’ve all been there, brother. The green beer and Jameson is going down smooth and you’re having a ball. Fast forward a couple of hours and it’s all gone to hell. Your motor skills and bladder control have disowned you and you’re a full blown disaster. You wake up the next morning feeling like absolute death with a hazy recollection of how your day played out. You can’t remember the specifics, but you know it was all bad. As awful as everything may seem, now’s not the time for a pity party. Now’s the time to rally. Like Vince Lombardi used to say, “It’s not whether you got knocked down; it’s whether you get back up.” So that’s what you’ve gotta do my stumbling, incontinent friend. You’ve gotta get back on that horse and booze your face off on St. Patrick’s Day like a true champion.

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