This Child-Porn-Loving Perv Kept 50 Dead Cats In His Freezer

Humor, News — September 19, 2014 at 1:22 am by

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Douglas Westcott is a total creep. As in, he is the definition of creepy. As in, he literally could not be creepier if he tried. The only thing that remains a mystery is which of his weird fetishes is the creepiest.

Police were reportedly tipped off about Westcott possessing child pornography by some renters in his home. When the police arrived to investigate the Palm Beach County residence, they found that Westcott was keeping 50 dead cats in his freezer. Like, what the fuck. He also had 30 live cats running around the house with overflowing litter boxes, to keep him good company. Authorities were not clear on what Westcott was planning on doing with these dead cats.

I can only think of two plausible reasons to keep that many dead kitties in your house. Either he was having sex with them, or harvesting their organs and selling them for beer money. My guess is both. Put on a little child porn and jerk yourself off with a cat’s anus, and you’ve got yourself one hell of a Tuesday evening.

Listen, Dougy may be a tad unusual, but at least he knows how to rock a dynamite shirt.

via Patch

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