This Angel Is Giving Veterans Blowjobs Today

Humor — November 11, 2015 at 1:51 pm by

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Former servicemen in Orlando, Florida are in for a very special Veterans Day. Mike Busey, owner of the sex-crazed, party compound Sausage Castle, is the mastermind behind this plan, but Jenny Jizz is the real MVP. Busey is taking veterans to Medieval Times to see the show and fill their bellies with booze and food, and then they’ll head back to the Sausage Castle for the main event. From Broadly:

In an interview, Jizz tells Broadly she will blow as many veterans as show up. She’s new to the business, a middle-aged porn star with a day job. Her specialty is facials, and she and her husband of 27 years see this as a hobby rather than a financial venture.

“It’s just fun,” Jizz says. “When it comes to cum, I’m so excited.” She says she has discretion to turn anyone down who is too hairy or smelly, but is looking forward to the pro-bono work. “I think it’ll give [the veterans] stress relief and a new sex drive,” she says.

I’ve never been prouder to be an American. It’s impossible to fully repay a veteran for their service, but blowing them is about as close as it gets. Jenny Jizz deserves a goddamn medal for her patriotism. And by the way, what a great porn star name. There’s no sense in being coy when it comes to the dick sucking racket.

via BroBible & Broadly
cover pic: Stocksy/Broadly