This 19-Year-Old Girl Is The Least Intimidating Alleged Drug Kingpin Of All-Time

Humor, News — November 10, 2015 at 5:32 pm by

Sarah Elizabeth Furay of College Station, Texas is not your typical 19-year-old girl. Instead of going to school or waiting tables, she slings copious amounts of drugs. From The Eagle:

According to College Station police, a search warrant was issued for Furay’s apartment because authorities believed she was possibly dealing drugs. While searching her bedroom, police say they found 31.5 grams of cocaine, more than four ounces of marijuana, 29 Ecstasy tablets and 60 dosage units of 25C NBOME, which is a substance comparable to LSD. Police say the search also yielded packaging material, a digital scale and a handwritten drug price list.

Furay was released from Brazos County Jail after posting bail, but her problems are just beginning. If Furay is convicted of all of the drug charges against her, she can face up to 215 years in prison and up to $30,000 in fines. I know drugs are bad and all, but even a fraction of those punishments would be way too harsh. Just look at this girl.


She’s not a hardened criminal, she’s an enterprising businesswoman. She saw an opportunity in a marketplace and she took it. Big whoop. She pretty much just did what Ricky Bobby wanted to do when his racing career was in the shitter.

If I’m the judge, I’m giving Furay a slap on the wrist and nothing more. Prison is no place for such a bubbly personality.

via Uproxx & The Eagle
cover pic: Houston Chronicle

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