Thief Tries To Escape, Gets Obliterated By Good Samaritan

Humor — September 8, 2015 at 4:37 pm by

The scumbag that got knocked into next week was trying to hightail it out of a South African mall after stealing three cell phones. I guess he wasn’t planning on running into Brian Urlacher’s long lost cousin when he was plotting his escape route. Not only was that a textbook takedown, but it was also impressive how quickly he sprung into action. There was no hesitation at all from that badass. If that were me, I definitely would’ve froze in that spot. Just stood there motionless with my jaw hanging open and an Auntie Anne’s pretzel in each hand.

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