There’s A Craigslist Ad For Help For Orioles Starting Pitching

Sports and Bets — February 15, 2018 at 3:02 am by



The town of Baltimore is desperate. We need help, and what better way to find starting pitching help than to look on the Internet? It’s probably more successful than anything Dan Duquette’s ever done, so why not?


I’m ALL IN on this ad. The O’s need starting pitching like I need air to breathe. And at this point, who do we trust more, Mike Wright or a rando off Craigslist? Coin flip on that one. Only problem is it’s too picky. Under 4.00 ERA? I’d settle for under 6 at this point. Beggars can’t be choosers.

Plus there’s nothing safer than meeting people on Craigslist, we all know that.


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