The Yankees Drafted a Kenny Powers Look-alike

Humor, Sports and Bets — June 9, 2014 at 6:04 pm by

La Flama Blanca’s long lost brother, Sean Carley, was drafted by the Yankees with the 422nd pick of the 2014 MLB First-Year Player Draft. I can’t believe that the O’s scouting department let this guy slip through the cracks and land with a division rival. It’s clear that at the very least, this guy would be great for clubhouse chemistry. Best case scenario, he’s got an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist. I hope this doesn’t come back to haunt the club, like the time they selected the immortal Billy Rowell 9th overall in the 2006 draft, when Cy Young winners Tim Lincecum and Max Scherzer went 10th and 11th, respectively.

Good luck with your career, Sean. I trust that you’ve studied Kenny and learned how not to deal with the notorious New York media.

via BroBible 

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