The Remains Of Jose Canseco’s Shot Finger Finally Fell Off, And It’s Captivating The Country

Sports and Bets — November 15, 2014 at 2:59 pm by

Jose Canseco took to Twitter to fill us in on a very eventful night he had, because obviously we all need more Jose Canseco in our lives.

Probably the most stressful three hours of my life occurred in between these tweets while Canseco was withholding vital finger information from all of us. Then, after much anxiety, he finally filled us in with what happened.

It basically looks like a tiny shriveled potato penis with some moss growing on it. But I need this finger. Someone please get on eBay and bid on this thing for me. No need for me to tell you how many home runs Canseco hit, he had no problem reminding us all himself.

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