The Movie Major League: Harry Doyle’s 10 Best Lines

Entertainment, Featured — August 2, 2013 at 10:07 pm by

Major League is an incredible movie.  Bob Uecker should have won an Oscar for his portrayal Harry Doyle, the fictional Indians radio announcer.  Here are his 10 best lines according to our resident movie maven Babes.

10.  Harry Doyle: This guy threw at his own son in a father son game.

9.  Juuust a bit outside…

8.  Harry Doyle: In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

7. One goddamn hit?

6. Die Hard Night.

5. Harry Doyle: The post-game show is brought to you by…
[searches through his papers]
Harry Doyle: Christ, I can’t find it. To hell with it.

4.  Harry Doyle: Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.

3.. Harry Doyle: [an Indians pitcher is removed from the game] Well, you can close the book on Kellner.
[under his breath]
Harry Doyle: Thank God!

2.. Harry Doyle: [after Vaughn was tossed from the game] So, an eerie start for the Erie warriors as they drop a heartbreaker to the Yankees, nine to nothing.

1. Harry Doyle: [as Haywood hits a high-fly ball] Haywood swings and crushes this one toward South America. Tomlinson is gonna need a Visa to catch this one, it is out of here, and there is nothing left but a vapor trail.

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