The ‘Fifty Shades Of Wayne’ Mashup Is EVERYTHING

Sports and Bets — March 3, 2015 at 1:18 am by

Look, ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ is great to watch with your wife/girlfriend/slam piece/whoever is willing to give you a hand job in the back of the theater. The porno part is great (too many pubes though for my tastes), but the love story leaves a lot to be desired for the common man. That’s why ‘Fifty Shades Of Wayne’ is perfect. Christian Bale as Batman taking his wildest fantasies out on a young, innocent, hot brunette. I wouldn’t just watch this movie, I’d buy it without second thought. If this movie never gets made, America is really just doing everyone a disservice.

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