The Cake Boss Feels He Shouldn’t Be Arrested For His DUI Because He’s The Cake Boss

Entertainment — November 13, 2014 at 5:17 pm by


DOUCHE. Buddy Valastro was arrested for drunk driving this morning at 1 am, after police saw him swerving around the road while driving his 2014 Corvette. But Valastro screamed to the copsĀ “You can’t arrest me. I’m the cake boss!”

I mean look, Michael Phelps, Justin Bieber, and Mel Gibson deserved to be arrested, because they were all driving drunk. Just like the Cake Boss. But the big difference between those three schmucks and the Cake Boss, is that the Cake Boss is the mother fucking Cake Boss! You can’t arrest him, he’s the Cake Boss!

via TMZ

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