The 12-Year-Old Who Stole Two School Buses Is Back At It Again

Humor, News — August 12, 2014 at 5:08 pm by

You can’t stop him, you can only hope to contain him. We wrote about this little hell-raiser stealing two school buses a few weeks ago, and apparently, he still loves stealing vehicles. He spent 21 days in juvenile detention for each of his previous thefts, but that hasn’t been enough to quell his love for the open road. This time, Michael Propst stole his neighbor’s pickup truck in Springfield, Florida, and tried to meet up with a friend in Dothan, Alabama. Propst was arrested before crossing the state line, and it is believed that he’ll spend another 21 days in juvenile detention.

I would suggest a longer sentence for him this time around, but what’s the point? Pablo Picasso was born to paint, Michael Jordan was born to play basketball, and Michael Propst was born to steal cars. But he’s not a master just yet, he still needs to improve on his escape tactics. Luckily for him, Nicolas Cage has already made a documentary that contains the answers to all of his questions. Watch and learn, grasshopper.

via WJHG & Gawker

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