Texas Teenager Gets Caught Rubbing His Scrotum On A Customer’s Pizza

Humor — September 16, 2014 at 1:59 pm by


This Papa Murphy’s pizza chain worker Austin Symonds, was working the late night shift, and just before closing time, some Grade A asshole had the audacity to order a pizza. Symonds did what any reasonable person would do, and whipped out his nut-sack, and rubbed it on the customer’s Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, more gratifying than hanging brain on a customer’s food.

This was all well and good, until the customer caught him in the act of tea-bagging. Is there anything in this entire world more awkward than a conversation that starts with “why are you rubbing your balls on my dinner?”

Symonds admitted he was probably going to serve the pizza if the customer hadn’t caught him. No fucking shit you were planning on serving it, because a good employee doesn’t waste company product.

The 18-year-old was arrested, and then released on $10,000 bail for tampering with customer product.

via Huffington Post

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