Testudo Looks Like A Roided Out Freak In Maryland Football Intro Video

Sports and Bets — September 5, 2014 at 6:10 pm by

That makes me wanna puke. They took a beloved mascot, and turned him into some monster that spends his free time taking PEDs with Shawne Merriman. Did the higher-ups at Maryland not see how badly the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie turned out? This is another classic example of, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” This is how Testudo should always be represented.


That’s a fun-loving dude who knows how to get the crowd fired up. But this thing?


He looks like he wouldn’t hesitate to murder/eat me. What a fucking abomination.

via Washington Post & CBS Sports

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