Target Store Blares Porn Over Intercom

Humor — October 15, 2015 at 4:36 pm by

Hey, anything to draw in customers these days, right? Walmart may have rollback prices, but this Target wants you to roll up your sleeves and start cranking. Different literal strokes for different folks, I guess. These videos were recorded by Gina Young this past Wednesday at a Target in Campbell, California. Via USA Today, here’s what Young said about her local Target turning into PornHub:

“This happened today at Target in Campbell, CA. Porn blasting over the intercom throughout the store,” Young posted. “People offered to help me cover my twins’ ears. Others threw there stuff down and walked out. Employees were running around everywhere. Picking and hanging up phones, which worked….for about two minutes before it started up again. People were screaming at employees, video taping, some laughing some disgusted,” she continued. “It was terribly awkward.” Young estimated that the audio was interrupted by a manager’s apology, but then it resumed, lasting for more than 15 minutes before someone at the store figured out how to turn it off

I love how it took Target over FIFTEEN minutes to figure out how to stop pornog from blasting all over their store. I keep picturing a bunch of morons running around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to turn it off while some immature mastermind is cackling in the frozen food aisle. It reminds me of Sam Jackson getting super pissed that he couldn’t unravel Newman’s computer code.

via USA Today & New York Post
cover pic: CBS San Francisco

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