Timothy Cutcher is a real creep. The 23-year-old resident of New London, Ohio is such a creep that being a Steelers fan is actually the least appalling thing about him. It’s much more troubling that Cutcher is also a fan of having sex with dogs and relatives. From the Norwalk Reflector:
“This is one of the most bizarre cases we’ve handled,” Sheriff Dane Howard said. On Saturday, Lyons received a report of possibly animal cruelty on U.S. 224 in Greenwich Township. The deputy then met with Cutcher’s 16-year-old ex-girlfriend. The girlfriend reported Cutcher “has been having sexual contact with the dogs at his residence,” Shean said. “He admitted to this, having inappropriate contact with the dogs and the relatives,” the deputy added. The ages of Cutcher’s male and female relatives weren’t available. The deputy’s report doesn’t indicate what kind of dog or dogs reportedly were involved. Cutcher also “admitted to being addicted to sex,” Shean said. He was arrested without incident Sunday and transported to jail.
Jesus Christ, this guy’s deranged. Cutcher having a 16-year-old ex-girlfriend is just the cherry on top of the world’s grossest sundae. I usually don’t support cruel and unusual punishment, but this dude deserves to be waterboarded with Terrible Towels. What a monster.