Spanish Teacher Accused Of Coming To School Drunk, Pissing Pants, Attacking Student

Humor, News — November 11, 2014 at 4:20 am by

I gotta say, if you’re going to attempt to teach a subject while heavily intoxicated, Spanish is definitely the proper choice. Kids never know what the hell’s going on in Spanish class anyway. You can slur your speech like a motherfucker, but as long as it sounds like Spanish, the students will never be the wiser. They’ll probably start flipping through their notes in a panic, wondering if they missed a homework assignment on verb conjugations. If some punk kid does call your bluff, jack that little twerp up. Tell the class that you’re teaching them about luchadores, and hit that kid with a moonsault that would make Rey Mysterio proud. And if you happen to soil your finest pair of Dockers, say that it’s just water meant to symbolize the fear of people participating in the Running of the Bulls. If our hard-partying friend in Connecticut was quicker on his feet, this whole situation could’ve been avoided. He was as cool as Miles Davis, and now, he’s receiving national media attention for being dangerously incompetent. Tough break, hombre.

via Gawker
cover pic: The Fit Foodie Mama

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