Somebody’s Throwing A Real Life Catalina Wine Mixer

Entertainment, Humor — September 7, 2015 at 6:30 pm by


On September 13, the Santa Catalina Island Company is hosting the 1st Annual Catalina Wine Mixer. The Step Brothers-inspired party will be held at Descanso Beach Club on Catalina Island, which is off the coast of California. The Dan Band will perform because a profane cover of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”┬áis much better than 80s Joel.

Tickets start at $35, but there’s also a lot of high roller options available. I hope that whoever set this party up knows what they’re doing. You’ve gotta be snappin’ necks and cashin’ checks to be able to pull off an event of this magnitude. One false move and your dick’s getting eaten in international waters. POW! POW!

via Complex
cover pic: Visit Catalina Island

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