Shut Yo @&#$%! Mouth. O.C. Looking At The Public Profanity Issue.

Featured, News — January 21, 2014 at 5:54 pm by

Like to drop F-bombs on the regular?  Does your mouth spew forth language that would make the founding members of N.W.A blush?  Yeah, me too, but Ocean City councilwoman Mary Knight wants people to clean up their act.  She is proposing that the city put up anti-cussing signs on the boardwalk.  I guess she thinks that these symbols (@#%$! ) with a red line through them will keep the summer time trash that walks its way up and down the O.C. Boardwalk from cursing in public.  Right.  What this really is is an excuse to later outlaw cussing and make it punishable by fine.  And have you been to the boardwalk in mid-July at around 9 p.m.?  It’s like walking into a Wal-Mart in the heart of Essex.  There’s mobs of teenagers, families with kids on leashes, and enough fat people in small clothing to make your head explode.  I’m not saying that it isn’t a good time, but getting that group of people, present company included, not to drop some cuss bombs is like asking Miley Cyrus not to stick her tongue out; it ain’t gonna happen.  So throw your money at some signs now O.C., we all know it will lead to rent a cops writing us tickets in the future.

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