Sex At The Baltimore Zoo

Entertainment, Featured — February 10, 2013 at 11:43 am by

BmoreZoo A Special Adult Event Only at The Baltimore Zoo. Discover what its really like to love like an animal. Join us for one of Baltimore’s most provocative and wildly romantic events. Explore unique, primal, and downright bizarre courtship rituals of the animal kingdom. Our animal experts, veternarians, and keepers will unlock all the seductive secrets.

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Listen, this is merely a public service announcement for all you looking to spice up your Valentine’s Day…I guess. If this doesn’t prove that the city of Baltimore is clawing for any loose change they can get, then I don’t know what does. “Hey honey, I really want to prove my undying love for you by watching a herd of antelope get it on.” When I saw this event all I could imagine was a donkey show, but anyway if you decide to go I will be by the penguin exhibit in a tuxedo…alone.