Scumbag Attacks Pregnant Wife With A McChicken Sandwich

Humor, News — December 3, 2014 at 4:31 pm by

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Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, is a real sick son of a bitch. He assaulted his pregnant wife with a McChicken “because he doesn’t like them.” Forget putting this guy in jail, throw his ass into the loony bin. Here’s The Des Moines Register breaking down yesterday’s incident.

Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.The woman went to the bathroom to clean herself up but Hill followed her and began recording her using his cellphone, which he later shared with police. In the video, police saw the woman knock the phone out of his hands.

Hill’s wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face. Police noted that the woman’s nose was swollen and believed Hill was trying to entice the woman into knocking the phone out of his hands to make her appear aggressive, the report stated. Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated.

Hill was charged with simple domestic assault for his heinous attack. Getting pissed that your wife woke you up to give you a McChicken is such bizarre behavior that I can’t even comprehend it. If somebody wakes me up to give me a McChicken, I’m jumping out of bed, grinning from ear-to-ear like it’s Christmas morning. If my alarm clock shot out McChickens, my work productivity would triple. No more hitting the snoooze button for me, I’d be ready to carpe the fucking diem. I think that Marvin needs to realize that he’s got himself a real special lady, and if he doesn’t start treating her right, somebody else will. Watch out for the original Mr. Steal Your Girl, tough guy.

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via The Des Moines Register & Deadspin
cover pic: Hello Giggles

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