Rural Madness: Dude Takes Cops On Low Speed Tractor Chase

Humor, News — June 13, 2014 at 7:28 pm by

by Zach

 

Everything I thought I knew about what makes a cop chase bad ass has been totally flipped upside down. High speeds and dangerous criminals are a thing of the past. This redneck allegedly pulled off the most epic chase in recent memory. Hauling ass at a speed of 18 miles per hour down back roads in bum-fuck Indiana, hillbilly Dustin Clouse drove his tractor to evade police for over two hours after they were trying to approach him in regards to a vandalism call they had received. Stop sticks weren’t even enough to stop this rebel. His tires went flat after driving over them, but five-o still couldn’t pull him down. To make this chase even more legit, Clouse allegedly tried ramming his getaway ride into a cop, as well as several cop cars. Only after the tractor malfunctioned after crossing into Ohio could the police stop him. Naturally he had to be tasered before being taken into custody.

The cops didn’t even have this hard of a time trying to catch Chamillionaire ridin’ dirty.

 

 

 

 

cover pic:  abc22

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