Rodman Mediates Between US and North Korea

News — March 4, 2013 at 3:50 pm by

Source North Korea’s young leader has riled the U.S. with recent nuclear tests, but Kim Jong Un doesn’t really want war with the superpower, just a call from President Barack Obama to chat about their shared love of basketball, according to ersatz diplomat Dennis Rodman, the ex-NBA star just back from an improbable visit to the reclusive communist country. “He loves basketball. … I said Obama loves basketball. Let’s start there” as a way to warm up relations between U.S. and North Korea, Rodman told ABC’s “This Week.” “He loves basketball. … I said Obama loves basketball. Let’s start there” as a way to warm up relations between U.S. and North Korea, Rodman told ABC’s “This Week.”

“He asked me to give Obama something to say and do one thing. He wants Obama to do one thing, call him,” said Rodman

drodSo…North Korea has been suspect for years, and the one guy that breaks the silence is The Worm? What is wrong with this picture? I was under the impression that North Korea is ran by a crazy dude who would slap a guy for starting small talk. There are countless accounts where Americans are assured that we are not exactly allies with North Korea. But we can all rest assured that Rodman has taken steps to secure a friendship. The next step will be President Obama, Rodman, and Kim Jong¬†¬†sharing cocktails at Ruby Tuesdays.

Most likely, the footage will be altered to show Kim beating Rodman in a pickup game…

 

 

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