Riddle Me These Couples: These Hotties Are With Those Dudes!?

Entertainment, Featured — July 12, 2013 at 7:33 am by

Seabass’ write up on Kris Benson’s old lady the other day got me thinking. So I get it that top-notch athletes like Tom Brady, as much as we may hate the prick, can basically have their choice of any babe they want. That’s a rule as old as time, but when did mediocre and unknown athletes start playing by this rule too?   Take a look at these just to start.

  AJ Allmendinger -Lynne Allmendinger

Unless you’re a NASCAR die-hard, I doubt you have ever heard this guy’s goofy name before. Nothing goofy though about his Canadian smoke show. Not only is she a model, she’s a licensed chiropractor. While AJ’s net worth of 3 mil sounds great to us working guys, its lunch money to real athletes everywhere. How a NASCAR nobody beat out the boys of the NFL for Lynne I’ll never understand. If she thinks making left hand turns is impressive, she should see The Chode making moves in 695 rush hour when I’m late to work from a few too many Natty Bohs the night before, now that’s driving baby.

AJ

AJ

 

AJ's wife Lynne.  No NASCAR car has a trunk like that.

AJ’s wife Lynne. No NASCAR car has a trunk like that.

 

Ricky Barnes- Suzanne Stonebarger

 

Ricky isn’t exactly Tiger Woods, but his golf game was good enough to somehow manage to pull this beach volleyball babe. Having only one PGA tour win sure isn’t holding Ricky back in the chick department.  His claim to fame as a golfer is a blow up of epic proportions at the ’09 U.S. Open. Who needs golf trophies though when you have one like this laying in bed right next to you?

 

Yeah we can't believe she agreed to go out with you either, Barnes.

Yeah we can’t believe she agreed to go out with you either, Barnes.

 

Volleyball babe.  Does she serve overhand or old school underhand style?

Volleyball babe. Does she serve overhand or old school underhand style?

 

                                                     Andy Roddick – Brooklyn Decker

I don’t like having to hate on my boy Roddick here.  I know he was once a world number one, but after winning the ‘03 US Open what else did he do?  We’re not just talking about an everyday good-looking gal here. Brooklyn Decker is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model!  She might be the single hottest chick walking the planet, and I can’t figure out how winning one tennis tournament was all it took to land her.

Looks ready to order a Red Bull and Vodka.

Looks ready to order a Red Bull and Vodka.

 

Brooklyn is just real hot.

Brooklyn is just real hot.

 

……..and it doesn’t stop there……..more to come

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